Hey guys and dolls, I just wanted to wish everyone that celebrates Christmas today a very merry one!
I hope you will get to spend it with family and loved ones. And that everyone will be safe about their holiday partying. If you are going to drink or do any other recreational items, please do not drive. Better to be safe, than sorry and destroy some families Christmas.
Hug your loved ones today, or even poke them. If they ask why, look them in the eye and say, ” Because, I love you.” And mean it when you say it.
As written in my prior post, eat all you want today. You have a whole year to work off this meal!
And give thanks, to whomever your God, or whatever, or whomever you look up to might be. If you do not beleive in a God, I guess give thanks to yourself for making it yet, another year. Be happy you are alive and could wake up this morning, and get out of bed. Some of us a little slower out of bed then others, but your still getting the same result. Beleive me when I tell you this, there are tons of other people that have it worse off than you do. Life isn’t so bad if you are reading my blog entry right now.
I could go on and on, but the last advice I would give. Do something kind for a stranger today, or within the next few days. Go buy a McDonalds meal and give it to the bum you see everyday. Go volunteer for a couple of hours at a shelter, donate to your favorite cause, I did. This is the time to be giving and making people smile. Enjoy your holidays!
Thank you to all my fans for a wonderful year! Have a super dooper Merry Christmas!
Love and Kisses to all……………..Rebecca
PS: And here is a picture that was taken this Christmas morning. NO, I do not have makeup, and I had just woken up. So what you see is what you get! lol I will be shooting a photo set just for my members with a Christmas theme, today, or early tomorrow then posting them as soon as they are taken as my Christmas present to you!
|
Holiday Eating Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it’s rare. In fact, it’s even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can’t find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s
Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they’re made with skim milk or whole milk. If it’s skim, pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people’s food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year’s. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you’ll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of
eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don’t budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They’re like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you’re never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don’t like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it’s loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don’t feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven’t been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.
“Thank you to Marklar for submitting this joke.”
|
So there’s a Mexican, an American, and a Russian…..They are all sitting by a camp fire one night and the Russian pulls out a bottle of Vodka. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it.
The American and the Mexican both look at him like he’s fucking nutso. Then they ask why in the hell he would do such a thing. The Russian replies: “Where I come from, we have much Vodka!”
After another minute or two the Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it.
Without hesitation, he proudly states: “Where I come from, we have lot’s of Tequila!”
The American thinks about this way of doing things. He pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, take s 3 or 4 swigs off it, takes out his gun, and shoots the Mexican.
|
Just how in the world did Washington DC get started, and some of the history behind it. I found this interesting read on the site www.lonelyplanet.com. As we all know most of the civil war had “girls” that would follow around the troops to make them “happy” so to speak. hehe But you wont hear that story here!
Here is the article:
Washington DC
History
The US Congress met in a variety of cities – Philadelphia, New York and Princeton among them – before the fledgling republic was ready to commit to a permanent seat of government. Congress chose the Potomac as a natural midpoint that would satisfy both northern and southern states (whose cultural and political differences were apparent well before the Civil War of 1861-1865). This spot had the added benefit of being across the river from George Washington’s home in Mount Vernon.
Folks started referring to it as ‘the city of Washington’ around 1791 and the name stuck. Maryland and Virginia agreed to cede land to create the District of Columbia (named for Christopher Columbus), and an area ‘ten miles square’ (26 sq km) was laid out by African American mathematician Benjamin Banneker and surveyor Andrew Ellicott. French engineer Pierre Charles L’Enfant was hired to design the city and though his elegant plan was widely admired, he quickly ran afoul of local politics. After L’Enfant was fired, Banneker continued to carry out L’Enfant’s plans.
Work started on the ornate Capitol in 1793, but it was barely complete when British troops torched it in the War of 1812. Though the Capitol was eventually rebuilt, the city entered a slump from which it wouldn’t recover for decades. A dispirited vote to abandon the capital lost by only nine votes. Charles Dickens visited and dismissed DC as ‘the City of Magnificent Distances’, complaining about ’spacious avenues that begin in nothing and lead nowhere; streets, milelong, that only want houses, roads, and inhabitants; public buildings that need but a public’.
The Civil War focused attention on Washington, bringing bivouacs, temporary hospitals and armies to its outskirts. The war’s chaos and expense led Washingtonians to wonder whether construction of the elaborate Capitol dome might not be suspended. President Lincoln responded, ‘If people see the Capitol going on, it is a sign we intend the Union shall go on.’ In the war’s aftermath, the Great Emancipator was assassinated in Ford’s Theater (a memorial flag remains draped over the theatre box shrine today) and the role of the US capital changed from state-led administration to centralised leadership.
The town’s ailing infrastructure was overhauled in the 1870s by territorial governor Alexander ‘Boss’ Shepherd, whose extravagant use of federal funds and penchant for steamrolling anything in his way led to a crackdown by Congress that robbed DC of self-government for another 100 years. For the citizenry, it was a high price to pay for a city beginning to look like it might fulfil L’Enfant’s original vision of a world-class capital.
A beautification plan at the start of the 20th century added most of the landscaping, parks, and monuments for which Washington is now well known. Nevertheless, until recently Washington suffered from its image as a Southern backwater. The Kennedy Center, established as a ‘living memorial’ to JFK, did much to bring cosmopolitan culture to the place.
The city’s intense and divisive political climate is downright romantic to political activists. Spectacular free art is visible at every turn. DC has evolved into a national pilgrimage centre for many citizens (as was intended). Yet Washington is notorious too for the many severe problems that trouble its residents. Poverty, crime and racial segregation in the shadow of glorious monuments proclaiming ‘equality for all’ embarrass those who would hope to hold the nation’s capital up as a model. Washington, DC, is no paragon, but it is a microcosm – of the grand ideals and grim realities of the nation.
The nineties saw Washington fall into a disarray from which recovery has been slow. Mayor Marion Barry was videotaped smoking crack and the city was nicknamed the ‘Murder Capital’ as gang warfare became common on the streets. However, under the more low-key Mayor Williams, elected in 1999, Washington began to pull out of its decline and return to stability, assisted by nationwide boom times.
On September 11, 2001, terrorists attacked Washington, flying a hijacked United Airlines aircraft into the Pentagon, causing significant damage and killing all aboard the plane. A further plane crash-landed near Shanksville, Pennsylvania, it too was intended to hit a Washington target. On the same day two hijacked planes destroyed New York’s twin towers, killing thousands of people. The terrorist attacks were the worst ever on US soil.
Despite security remaining high around Washington’s key monuments, it is clear that the city has gone a long way towards repairing both the Pentagon and its damaged psyche, with visitors returning and hotels refilling. And, while crime remains a problem and District finances still need help, Washington’s city is once more a place to live, not just to visit.
www.lonelyplanet.com
|
Im here, there, everywhere. I think I get around more than Santa Claus! LOL I decided to go back to DC for a few days. I will be there this week. Wednesday-Friday, December 15th-18th. I will be available for private time. Please email me if you you like full details. Here is my email:Rebecca@RebeccaLove.com
I hope to see you in DC, and I hope to make some XXXmas wishes come true! 
|
Hey guys and dolls, I just added a couple of new movies to my store. http://www.rebeccaluv.com/store/OrderForm.htm
One is a full feature film I made with Passion Pictures. It is a knock off parody of Cheech and Chongs Up in smoke. Please make sure you go check out my store and keep the movies flying out the door! lol
This is Asia Carrera’s last movie that she did before retiring, so it will soon be a collectors item. As with the free poster I am giving away with it to, personally autographed.
Just in time for that perfect present for yourself or your fellow horndogs that you might work with! Happy shopping!
|
I made it to DC! WOOHOOO. Always one of my favorite cities to tour. From Philly, to DC, think of all the history I passed while I was SLEEPING on the train. Yes, that’s right. I fell asleep on the train. I did not hear any of the stops and just kept sleeping and sleeping. NOT GOOD when you are on a train and have to get off at a stop. But much to my luck, DC was the last stop on the train so I got a nice awakening. And these were my words as I quickly gathered myself, stood up and said, “Oh shit, where are we?” Only to hear a little chuckle and see a friendly smile as the man whispered, “DC mam.” Whew, I made it.
|
Hey guys and dolls, I am in the middle of a tour right now and will be in Philly till Friday morning then hopping on the train over to DC and staying till Sunday! If anyone would like to meet for private time just drop me an email. Rebecca@RebeccaLove.com
|
Hey guys and gals, this is supposed to be an interactive blog( much like a diary, but you can interact), where the heck are you!!!!!????? I am trying hard to post something daily in my life, all i ask is for a few responses, good, or bad….I can take it.
This blog is to bring you, closer to me. And if you aren’t responding, I feel sad about you not chiming in.
Just so you know, you can post anonymously. Your IP IS NOT tracked! So you are safe.
Please, I have put in the time. All I ask, is two minutes of your day to get this blog rolling.
Thank you all in advance for your consideration, love and support.
|
Here you go!
|
I finally won an award! And a very special award to me. It was the: “Mike Rick Memorial Award In honor of dedication, fairness, and loyalty.” This is an award that Ksex gives out every year in honor of the founder of Ksex, Mike Rick. He died three years ago. Like I said, this is really special to me, I am totally honored. I was partying with friends while the awards was going on and did not hear exactly what the award was, or that I was going to even win an award. So let’s just say I was in shock. My photographer shuffled to get his camera ready because we all thought the awards was over. And then this wonderful honor was bestowed upon me. When I finally was told what the award was for, I started to cry. Thank you Wankus, and the entire Ksex crew!
|
The event is NOT at the Key Club tonight. The venue has been changed and is private! Do not come to the Key Club, I wont be there!
kisses
Rebecca
|
DETROIT–With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since 1993, General Motors unveiled a new instant-win airbag contest Monday. The new airbags, which award fabulous prizes upon violent, high-speed impact with another car or stationary object, will come standard in all of the company’s 1997 cars.
“Auto accidents have never been so exciting, ” said GM vice-president of marketing Roger Jenkins, who expects the contest to boost 1997 sales significantly. “When you play the new GM Instant Win Airbag Game, your next fatal collision could mean a trip for two to Super Bowl XXXI in New Orleans. Or a year’s worth of free Mobil gasoline.”
Though it does not officially begin until Jan. 1, 1997, the airbag promotion is already being tested in select cities, with feedback overwhelmingly positive. “As soon as my car started to skid out of control, I thought to myself, ‘Oh, boy, this could be it–I could be a big winner!’” said Cincinnati’s Martin Frelks, who lost his wife but won $50 Sunday when the Buick LeSabrethey were driving hit an oil slick at 60 mph and slammed into an oncoming truck. “When the car stopped rolling down the embankment, I knew Ellen was dead, but all I could think about was getting the blood and glass out of my eyes so I could read that airbag!”
Hartford, CT, resident Jonathan Ryersonwas killed Sunday when his 1997 Pontiac LeMans hit a freight train. Ryerson won $50 in the accident. “It’s really addictive, ” said Sacramento, CA, resident Marjorie Kamp, speaking from her hospital bed, where she is listed in critical condition with severe brain hemorrhaging and a punctured right lung. “I’ve already crashed four cars trying to win those Super Bowl tickets, but I still haven’t won. I swear, I’m going to win those tickets–even if it kills me!”
Kamp said that as soon as she is well enough, she plans to buy a new Pontiac Bonneville and drive it into a tree. GM officials are not surprised the airbag contest has been so well received. “In the past, nobody really liked car wrecks, and that’s understandable. After all, they’re scary and dangerous and, sometimes, even fatal, ” GM CEO Paul Offerman said. “But now, when you drive a new GM car or truck, your next serious crash could mean serious cash. Who wouldn’t like that?”
Offerman added that in the event a motorist wins a prize but is killed, that prize will be awarded to the next of kin. According to GM’s official contest rules, odds of winning the grand prize, a brand-new 1997 Cutlass Supreme, are 1 in 43,000,000. Statistical experts, however, say the real chances of winning are significantly worse. “If you factor in the odds of getting in a serious car accident in the first place–approximately 1 in 720,000–theactual odds of winning a prize each time you step in your car are more like 1 in 31trillion.” Further, even if one is in an accident, there is no guarantee the airbag will inflate. “I was recently broadsided by a drunk driver in my new Chevy Cavalier, ” said Erie, PA, resident Jerry Polaner. “My car was totaled, and because it was the side of my car that got hit, my airbag didn’t even inflate. But what really gets me is the fact that the drunk driver, who rammed my side with the front of his1997 Buick Regal, won a $100 Office Depot gift certificate. That’s just wrong.”
Find More Funny Jokes at Joke-Pages.com.
|
|
Live Webcam with Rebecca Love!
|
