Mega Store, with a Mega Sale……..Joke of the day

The manager of a mega store came to check on his new salesman.
“How many customers did you serve today?” the manager asked.
“One,” replied the new guy. “Only one?” said the boss, “how much was the sale?”
The salesman answered, “$58,334.”
Flabbergasted, the manager asked him to explain.
“First I sold a man a fishhook,” the salesman said. “Then I sold him a rod and a reel. Then i asked where he was planning to fish, and he said down by the coast. So I suggested he’d need a boat — he bought that 20-foot runabout. When he said his Volkswagen might not be able to pull it, I took him to the automotive department and sold him a big SUV.”
The amazed boss asked, “You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fishhook?”
“No,” the new salesman replied. “He actually came in for a bottle of aspirin for his wife’s migraine. I told him, ‘Your weekend’s shot. You should probably go fishing.’”

Dear Rebecca Love,

There is something I just can’t understand. A few years back I went out to Ruby Tuesdays with a group of friends. We were a bunch of guys going out for dinner together. We were laughing and having a good time. We were even joking and kidding around with our waitress. It was all in good fun. In fact she would kid us right back. She was really great about everything. We all felt that she was a terrific waitress. In fact I think we each tipped her $5.00 or $10 a piece. This was because of the great service that she provided. What I can’t understand is why places like the Kit Kat Ranch are not legal in other places. Like her in NY or in CT. I do realize that sex is involved. But I look at it more as paying for a service that is provided. Plus I have always said that one way or another everybody pays for sex. For example I could go out to a bar and try to pick up someone. And at the end of the night maybe one thing leads to another or maybe it doesn’t. At least at a place like the Kit Kat Ranch I am sure of getting what I pay for and both parties know exactly why they are there. There are two things that I love about places like the KIt Kat. One is the fact that sometimes one is in the mood for vanilla and sometimes one is in the mood for chocolate. In fact sometimes one is in the mood for a twist. There are places like the Kit Kat in NY and CT. They are mostly called spas. Unfortunate it is not legal here. Which would be the second great thing. I like many guys have often fantasied about having sex with the porn star that is on the video. Sure there is a big part of me that says I could do what the guy on the video is doing. And of course there is a part of me that says there is no way I could do that. Places like the Kit Kat and others in Nevada at least gives me the chance to fulfill such a fantasy. I just wish there were more places like this throughout the country and that it was legal.

Press release for Rebecca Love your “good girl gone bad”

PRESS RELEASE:

Rebecca Love, that titan of titillation is one busy beaver! Usually found “balling for dollars” Rebecca will be wearing a different hat on May 29^th as she participates in the “Bowling for Scholars” event in Torrance, CA. (http://www.thefloatingworld.com/pawsbowlingforscholars-May-29-2005.html)

Of course, Rebecca has also been named official Spokesmodel for the World Famous Kit Kat Guest Ranch in Carson City, Nevada. The luscious Ms. Love will be appearing there, for some close encounters with her fans on June 1st-9th.
www.kitkatranch.com

- call for appointments & limo service 800 291 5270

The busty busy one will then head (as in head) back to Los Angeles where she will appear at the Passion Pictures http://www.passionpictures.com booth at Erotica LA from June 10^th – 12^th.

http://erotica-la.com/

Following the Erotica show Rebecca will turn her Ta-Ta’s to topless entertainment as she features at Rio Gentlemen Clubs from June 16th – 18th
Rio Gentlemen Clubs
13124 S Figueroa St
Los Angeles, CA 90061
Get Directions Now!
(310) 523-3266 – call for showtimes

In other related news:

Rebecca just shot a sizzling boy/girl shoot for Score Magazine that’s sure to make the sticky pages Hall of Fame.
She also completed a movie for Wicked Pictures titled “Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre” for award winning director Jonathan Morgan.

In less cuddly and more controversial news, Rebecca’s mom has found out what her dear little daughter does for a living (bringing joy to millions!). You can read about it at http://www.rebeccaluv.com/blog/blog.htm

On July 2^nd Rebecca will join the Reno Ring Ring Girls for the big Showtime televised Heavyweight title fight between Sam Peter (honest he’s not a porn star) and Taurus Sykes. Rebecca will be reunited with fellow ring girl Sunset Thomas.Of course you can always catch Rebecca every Monday night from 7pm til 9pm (PST) on the Wanker Show on KSEXradio.com

Rebecca will be doing quite a bit of featuring around the country this year so keep an eye on her website (www.rebeccalove.com) to find out when she’ll be in a city near you, so you can be in her!

And last butt never least, our favorite cyber seductress is launching a new website in June and she’s looking for talent—so if you’ve got it, flaunt it by contacting Rebecca at: Rebecca@RebeccaLove.com

SINcerely,
Rebecca Love
http://www.RebeccaLove.com
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Good morning bloggers! Watching the sun come up on the web cam!

Good morning bloggers? Yes that’s right. If you are reading this now, you are officially a blogger!
Read the link in blue for what a blogger is.

This morning I woke up early to a computer that entirely took a dump. It was the first computer I ever owned. It has been running since 1998. I don’t know if I should bury it or what? LOL It was a drone computer built by my friend with the best parts at the time. But before it’s demise it seemed liked it ran as fast as a three legged horse. Even the Dell I bought a year ago is almost outdated. So if anyone wants to be on the top of my list, now is the time to buy me a Dell! LOL

This week I am taking a break from the road. I finally get to enjoy some of the high desert heat yesterday. It almost broke 100 degrees. Speaking of heat, nice segway eh???? I have a hot photo session that I will be shooting this week. Along with video. In the following weeks I will be bringing in more female and male talent to better serve all different kinds of fantasies and hot sex. You will soon see the what ” good girl gone bad” really means. And it will all unfold right in front of your eyes. Some scenes I will only do for my web site. Including anal, and condemless hardcore sex. I am getting horny just thinking about all the exciting “projects” coming up.

I would like to thank Score Magazine Group for their outstanding professionalism. They took very good care of me and I sincerely appreciate it. I was told it would take about four months until it comes out. As soon as I learn the date you will be the first to know.

Ok, I am going to get some breakfast now. Maybe lay out by the pool today. Take a break for once. Think of new ideas for my web site content and just be lazy! I am going to take some “me” time today!

Love and luscious licks to all,
Rebecca

Power went out last night!

Web cams are back up. Getting ready to put a outside cam so that you can see the beautiful weather( for members only ) I have up here in the high desert. Enjoy!

Love,
Rebecca

Home for the weekend! Score magazine shoot coming up..

Well, I made it home for the weekend. I had a wonderful time at Showworld and would like to thank all the owners, management, and especially the girls for welcoming me into their club. I would highly recommend Showworld and hope one day they have me back. HINT HINT** So much fun is to be had there.Girls Girls Girls, what more could you want? LOL And all sweethearts!

It’’s 90 degrees out today in the high desert, going to BBQ, and chill out by the pool with COCKtails, thongs, and my enormous boobs slipping out of my top! LOL Thank goodness for the weekends! And thank goodness for privacy fencing!

This week I am flying out to Florida and shooting for “Score Magazine Group.”

I will be shooting three days and look forward to working for their magazine again. Their location is in the South Florida area so if any of my regulars want to get together drop me a line.

Love and lust to all my fans….. I will be posting a new gallery today. And the new site is almost done! So be prepared!!!

Love, Rebecca

My last day featuring at ShowWorld this friday the 13th!

Hey guys! My last night at “SHOWWORLD” 96 Field Street, West Babylon( Long Island ), NY (631) 249-8216. DIRECTIONS are Southern State Parkway to exit 35N. Wellwood Avenue. Go up 2 blocks and make a right onto Edison Ave. Go up 6 blocks and make a left onto Field Street.(our block). Go up 2 blocks. They are on left side.(Only ALL PURPLE GLITTERING building on the block.) **** My hours will be 6:30pm-3am.**** So an entire night of partying and sensual fun!

I will be available for polaroids, private dances, DVD’s for sell, 8×10’s and much more. Come see me live and in person and have some fun with your girl next door turned porn star.

Kisses and many licks with love,
Rebecca

Webcam being worked on.

Webcam at the house is currently being worked on. Some sort of network issue. Should have it resolved by the end of the weekend. I have not been home so nothing has been missed……

Also the new site is closer to being done. Everyone get your memberships and get ready!

Kisses
Rebecca