Here are some reasons why Porn is often better then real life.

1) Hitchhikers are hot and will fuck.

2) You can fuck your secretary and not worry about sexual harassement.

3) You can fuck your co-workers and not worry about sexual harassement.

4) Your date will fuck you on your first date and will more then likely bring along a girlfriend.

5) Strippers will fuck you.  In the VIP Room. Next to the stage.  On the stage.

6) You will not get busted for fucking a prostitute.  If you do get busted. The cop will be hot and will join in.

7) You next door neighbor will be hot, naked and ready to fuck.

Yes I do realize that there are only 7 reasons and that most lists usually go to 10.  Can you guys think of any reasons why Porn is often better then real life. See if we can get a good list going here!

Love, Rebecca